i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
vagina is talking i cant
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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