whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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