so explain again why im purple
no
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
please come you make the beer taste better
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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