did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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