I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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