When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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