Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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