just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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