we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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