I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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