names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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