At least make sure they are 18
Why
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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