ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
The ass gains better be worth it
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