That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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