Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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