During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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