it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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