We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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