another moral hangover. fuck.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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