I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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