Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
then he tried to convert me to islam
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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