Cold hands, warm shart.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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