Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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