Christians are straight up FREAKS
literally had 100 drinks last night.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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