Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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