maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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