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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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