The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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