Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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