No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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