so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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