We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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