What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i came on her dog
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Dicks are not precious.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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