I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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