you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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