You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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