It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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