I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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