why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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