Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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