This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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