And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
