One girl and one boy is just not enough.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
