Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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