I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
A bitchslap is in order.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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