Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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