i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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