i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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