All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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