My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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