no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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