We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Randomize
