So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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