Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just had sex on a roof
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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